Notes from Candice Ransom

Winchester’s Story

winchester chair

He came to us the summer of 2003, skinny as a bed slat.  He slept on our porch and of course we began feeding him.  In September, he showed up with a serious wound over his eye.  I thought for about two seconds what to do.  We already had Xenia and Mulan in the house.  They hated each other so much we kept them on separate floors.  What the hell.  Off to the vet we went.

winchester 1908

Winchester was underweight and the worst tom cat ever.  He was a lover, not a fighter.  He’d lose every single fight, and nearly lost his eye.  I had him fixed up, and fixed.  But then the vet called and said he tested positive for feline leukemia, a highly contagious, deadly disease in cats.  Put him down or keep him, and keep him completely separated from the other cats.  That was the choice.

winchester newspaper

He was only a year old, a gangly teenager of a cat and I couldn’t end his life so soon.  He moved into my office with me.  He was allowed out after Xenia and Mulan were put in separate rooms.  I’m not sure how I stayed sane.  Xenia knew he was in my office and dug and scratched at the door (ruined our carpet).  Winchester knew when she was locked in a room and would deliberately taunt her.  They fought through the doors.

winchester hearts

With regular food, Winchester put on weight and grew into his large frame. And grew.  And grew.  We bought a carpeted platform cat tree with rope scratching areas.  Winchester shredded it so viciously that someone once came into my office and started looking nervously around for the ocelot they were sure we had.  After ten months in my office, which I ran out of some days because he was driving me nuts, we had him retested for feline leukemia. He tested negative.

winchester luau

The happiest day of my life was the day I let Winchester have free run of the house.  It didn’t last long. He had Mulan to deal with.  Mulan brooked no foolishness from an eager young male who only wanted to play.  After months, she finally let him stay in the same room with her.  Winchester adored her.

winchester pumpkin

At suppertime, Mulan would sit by my husband’s chair (he rescued her and she worshipped him).  Winchester stood behind Mulan at a respectful distance.  If she happened to miss a crumb, he might be lucky enough to snag it.  He often leaned forward gingerly and smelled her fluffy tail, or sniffed her ear.  Yes, he was in love.  Soon Mulan tolerated him enough to let him sleep on the ottoman while she slept in the big chair.

winchester santa

It was evident pretty quick that Winchester was smart.  He fetched.  He learned to open doors by turning the doorknobs.  He learned the meanings of “Get down,” “Quit it,” “Stop,” “Off,” and “Behave,” but chose to ignore them. He was funny.  The female cats were too dignified to carry on the way Winchester did.  That cat could cut a shine.

winchester nurse

For the first time ever, I wrote one of my own cats into a book.  Ten books, to be exact.  Winchester was a bit player in my series Time Spies. (He also appeared in Scrapbooking Just for You.)  I started a blog to help promote Time Spies called Ellsworth’s Journal.  I had the stuffed elephant (also in the books), but Ellsworth needed someone to interact with.  In stepped Winchester with a sign, “Will Work for Food.”  He was hired.

winchester devil

Unlike the other cats, Winchester didn’t mind being dressed up and photographed.  Well, mostly he didn’t.  He was incredibly patient while I set up the shot, moved props, tried hats and shirts and sweaters on him.  Treats was his main motivator.  He was fool for Party Mix.

Winchester's finest role, Scrooge.
Winchester’s finest role, Scrooge.

In 2009 Winchester developed an upper respiratory ailment.  He was put on allergy medication.  Because of his chronically stuffed-up nose, he didn’t feel like dressing up.  So I retired Ellsworth’s Journal and started this blog.  Our household began to change.

Ellsworth as Marley, Winchester as Ebeneezer
Ellsworth as Marley’s ghost,
Winchester as Ebeneezer

Mulan went first.  Xenia followed her a few years later (bitter to the very end—she never stopped trying to kill Winchester).  Persnickety, who showed up on our porch in 2004 and also despised Winchester (they fought through the window screens), left us last spring.  Finally Winchester became Top Cat.

winchester fan

No longer did he have to gaze longingly at Persnickety’s heaping bowls of food when I took them out to her.  No longer did he have to hear, “Not yours,” surely the saddest words in the world to a cat that lived to eat and had to watch his weight.

winchester clown

We never needed a clock.  Winchester was in our face at six in the morning for breakfast.  He started lobbying for lunch at 10:30, but I made him wait until 11:30.  Supper was at 5:00.  The minute Daddy came home, Winchester was begging for treats.  At 7:00, he wanted more kibble.  At 8:30, he got a few more crumbs before bed.

winchester santa letter copy

If anyone put a toenail in the kitchen, Winchester magically appeared.  He even knew what I fixing.  If I was using the cutting board for vegetables, he wouldn’t bother getting up from his nap, though he was probably thinking, “Chicken soup.”  Before I even took the chicken out of refrigerator, there he was.

winchester bow

He was no hunter, unlike the three females.  A mouse could run across the room and Winchester would have just looked at it.  Sometimes I opened the door to see if he’d go outside.  Sometimes I wanted him to go outside and give me some peace.  What? he seemed to say.  And leave all this?

winchester mouse reszied

Of all our cats, Winchester was the funniest, brightest, most exasperating, handsomest (he was quite proud of those long white whiskers), best sport, and my best friend.  He was only with us twelve years, though it seems longer because he had such a big personality.  I still remember the summer day he showed up on our porch and climbed into my lap.  He chose me.

easter resized

Acute pancreatitis struck him two days after Thanksgiving.  Five days later, he was gone.  There has never been an emptier, quieter house.

redone winchester web

Nighty-night, sweet baby boy.  There will never be another cat like you.

winchester bed

23 thoughts on “Winchester’s Story”

  1. What a beautiful tribute to an extraordinary feline friend. Thank you for introducing us to him via Ellsworth’s Journal and your Time Spy books. Loved seeing all these photos of him again — those whiskers!! Such a handsome boy. If I had to pick a favorite of these pics, I would choose the one of Winchester and Ellsworth wearing glasses. Brilliant!

    What an honor that he chose you — proof of how smart he really was. 🙂

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    • It was actually hard choosing photos–there are so many! I spent hours running them through Photoshop. In those days I just had a Sony Cybershot and posted photos straight from the camera. But the process of processing them made me laugh. The expression on Winchester’s face sometimes: “Take. The. Picture. Now.”

      The glasses one is my favorite too. They are actually reading an article about me and the Time Spies launch. Winchester wore Frank’s old glasses in several photos.

      I knew when he climbed in my lap that long ago day, I was a goner. He was charming from the first minute.

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  2. I’m so sorry to here about your loss of Winchester.
    He was a friend and family member. I know he was loved and cared for by the best.

    This post is a beautiful tribute to his life.

    Take care.

    Steve

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    • I’ve had to write some difficult posts, but this one took me all day. Once I started going through the old photos, though, I laughed, remembering that patient and ridiculous cat wearing hats and letting me pose him.

      I’m sure he’s up in Kitty Heaven with Mulan and Persnickety and Xenia . . . and I think they are all getting alone fine.

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  3. A funny, poignant, thoroughly wrenching but highly entertaining tribute to an extraordinary cat. Winchester will be missed by MANY. xoxo

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    • People often told me to write a book about Winchester. I started one, years ago, but the real-life Winchester was such an ongoing story, I don’t think I could ever do him justice. This tribute was hard enough.

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  4. Cats make me sneeze and lose my voice, but I made an exception for Winchester because he brought so much love into your home. A few wheezes, a small price to pay for such an extraordinary cat. I am sorry for your loss. Surely, writing this tribute must give you some peace – as you see in these hilarious photos a cat who became a family member, an inspiration, a little trouble, and a lot of fun.

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    • Winchester was usually quiet when you came over and I actually forget he was asleep in a chair in the next room or whatever. He wouldn’t have minded being moved. Though he *did* like for people to comment on his remarkable size, his whiskers, his big clown-shoe feet . . . don’t think cats aren’t as vain as people, they are.

      And he was all those things you said at the end of your comment!

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    • Yes, we don’t write tributes unless there’s a bad ending. I actually wrote one five months before Persnickety left us because I knew it was coming.

      It’s amazing how these animals comes into our lives and change them in ways we can’t imagine. Yeah, that boy was one of a kind.

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  5. Patient kitty, posing for photos–in costumes, no less! (I like the Valentine’s neck ruff, the pumpkin outfit, and the clown outfit best.) Your love for him and enjoyment of his companionship shows in every word of this beautiful post. I am sorry for your loss.

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    • (I just realized your post is more than a month old; for whatever reason, it just showed up in my feed reader today. I hope the passage of a little time has helped.)

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